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The Ultimate Pick-up Line by gaux-gaux The Ultimate Pick-up Line by gaux-gaux
:rofl: Im such a dork XD

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhm this is for 's. the weirdo saying "asl" is her character, Ayen. I dont think I made him hot enough. I'll redraw him. Now the bartender on the other hand....if i were there, I'd TOTALLY be dry humping his leg. :hump:

Minime, stop humping the laser...>>;

PS For any of those who don't get my korny pick up line joke, just ask and i'll enlighten you.
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Densuo Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not a day goes by that I look at this and start busting out laughing uncontrolably
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emberroads Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011
haha wow this is amazing!
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werewolf-hime1313 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't get it....
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Ah old joke now. Remember a few years ago when chatrooms were the big thing? You'd start talking to a stranger by asking "ASL?" which means "Age, Sex, Location?"
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werewolf-hime1313 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh...I didn't know that. I've never been in a chatroom or whatever....
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NorthrendComics Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010
tru tru truuuu!
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:icondensuo:
Densuo Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I show this to everyone I get the chance to... its so friggin awesome and hilarious
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sincerity07 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2008
This made my day!

He would either get a cold shoulder or a hug, depending. But no sex.
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GicyNeko Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2007
Gah. I'm the only one who knows it should be funny, but I have no Idea what it means.


Guess I'm not a looser then. =|
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Threek Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2007
Pardon me while I Ex-Dee.

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Enneigard Featured By Owner May 18, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
hakudoshi quit humping the "laser"
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:iconlysias-aesculap:
Lysias-Aesculap Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2007
OMFG TEH R00L0rZ !!! k3k3k3k3

Awesome man ! :D
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Lysias-Aesculap Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2007
I meant woman ! WOMAN ! (omg, how dumb I am :slow:)
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Spedtastical Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Professional General Artist
hahahahaahaha!
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bllak-birdz Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2007
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
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MicrowaveOven Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2006
hahaha, that amused me :D
awesome!
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:icondensuo:
Densuo Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This still rules by the way
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alissapeekaboo Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2006
bwhahahahahaha!! XD It's soooo true!! :giggle:
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YukiBlueSnow Featured By Owner May 23, 2006
:rofl: I love that line. XD and since they're in person, it's kinda stupid to use it cuz...he's right there and o_o well yeah :sarcasm: yeah that wasn't funny >>;;;
I love this!! the expressions are great and the coloring rocks!
...ooh that bartender IS pretty hott o.o :heart:_:heart:
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gigisflight Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2006
ahahahaha.... thats beautiful :P perfect dumbass up pick line
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Wyrvvn Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2006
actually, funny storyabout my conversations.

for five months, I've been locked up in my apartment doing nothing but be on the computer. now BEFORE that, when I was goin' to school, I had a funny cousin. Everything he said made me laugh. In fact, I was still giggling when he was beating the shit out of me (sorta...it hurt, but I didn't really care, just hard punches to the arm that would make most like me cry)

Now, this guy has a knack for being funny. When he sees something funny, he says 'lol'. sometimes 'lmao' (pronounced lamaoh) and his personal favorite: Rofl. he does it a lot wihout a right reason to. I swear he does it to piss me off.

Unfortunately, this case of real-life internet speak rubbed off on me. Now, my case is a liiiittle bit better, because I was attepting to be a social outcast, and make people think I'm mentally challenged, AKA off my rocker. So no one actually gave a damn that I said 'OMIGODLOL' when it was a teensy bit hard to breath. and, I also have an advance in the L337 speak. ph34r m3.

so a warning to all of you. talking internet speak is contagious.

Talking internet flamer speak is just gonna get you broken limbs. :blahblah:
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raziela Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2006   Writer
Lol, hilarious! I love it. :XD: :+favlove:
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BloodyRagDoll Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2006  Hobbyist Writer
That's beautiful; it's like people slipping out with 'lol' in real life. Only, taken to a whole new level. I'm deffinatly adding this to my favorites.
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Ewic Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2005
Ayen, can I have your collar? Pweeeeeeeeasseeee??? :love:
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314tan Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2005
HAHAHHA oh god.. That's so funny.. XD His hands are sorta big looking though... XD SOOO GOOD..
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PhoenixWave34 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2005  Professional Digital Artist
LMAO!! So true.. ^^; Silly people and their silly chatrooms.... lol I love the expression on his face, you did it really well :)
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Salvador-Almarda Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2005
The result of spending tomuch time on the internet ^___^. I'm spend so much time on the internet that oneday I actually said LOL in a convosation infrotn of a bunch of people. I pronouced it as "lol" no l.o.l or laugh out loud....I was so embarrised I looked like a right werido everyone just loked at me strange -_-';.

Anyhowwwww I really like the design for the girlss outfit and the guys expression is great ^__^
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2005
HAHAH! ive done that b4.....dont feel ashamed :no: XD thank you very much!
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Salvador-Almarda Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2005
Phew I'm not the only one ^________^
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Kaymonstar Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2005   Digital Artist
Haha! OH god.
What a nerd!
*sympathizes*
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2005
yes, we must all sit back and ponder in awe the stupidity of it all o_O
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Kaymonstar Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2005   Digital Artist
Haha i'm definately amused.
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Kuwaizair Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2005
its funny because its happening in real life.
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2005
lol! yea i suppose..thanks so much!
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DollyPrincess Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
that is funny. ^^
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
danke! XD
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DollyPrincess Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
you are welcome...german I presume?
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freakyratchild Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
Ok... I must tellyou the story of how I happened apon this wounderful picture.

I am currently in the school library... and was scanning over a friends Main page when I saw this in the fav. section, and I started busting up laughing....
Now everyone is looking at me and they think I am crazy!

ITS AWESOME! Must fav.
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
:rofl: wow, i feel so utterly flattered XDDD My old highschool had damn firewalls so i could never get onto DA. ;_; BUT WHATEVER IM IN COLLEGE AND I CAN DUE WHATEVER I VANT! BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ahem. XD thank you, thank you
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freakyratchild Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
Well actually I was in the College Library...

but yeah my high school had fire walls too...

But I found ways around them. teehee.
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Tsurumaru Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
lmaoo omg.
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2005
BWUAHAHAHA! XD
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mikachu Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bahahahaha!! Fuckin brilliant!! This is some piece of work! I love the way you colour your pics, very original. to me anyway. Super Mika Kudos 2 U! :teddy: & :hug:
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005
:love: oh man...thank you so much..I seriously dont deserve such praise
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mikachu Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2005  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Seriously, you definitely do! It's great! I :heart: it! :teddy: & :hug:
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Naginani Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005  Hobbyist General Artist
*snorts* xD Oh my, the moment I saw this it gave me the giggles. This is so wonderfully clever I wish I would have thought of it, myself ... Thank you for the good laugh and gorgeous work. x3
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005
um..you're welcome? XDDD

:glomp: thankies!
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icecee Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005
Wow, now that's really cute and funny :|
I totally love the expressions on their faces! i can really feel the characters and the situation they're in because of that (imo).
the characters are also really well designed, their fashion and hairstyles hints the viewer of their personality, and that worked very well in this pic.
Man, and everything is so well coloured and drawn, and the attention to detail is tops(e.g. the background)!
This is a marvelous piece gaux, I'm quite amazed ^_^. I can really appreciate it because I know just how long planning and working on something like that actually takes. Awesome job! :worship:
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gaux-gaux Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2005
Wow thank you so much! :glomp: yea....designing it all, sketching, creating the lineart, and coloring took forever...but I was giggling the entire time I did it XDD thanks again :hug: its very much appreciated
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Tre-Del Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2005
Really cool, and great work! But isn't her breasts a little bit... well, crooked?
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